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kiarikitten:

fantasticallyficticious:

desirethepositive:

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

come up with five new drink names for me and we have a deal

This is perfect

Can I wait tables


PSA TW

havocados:

Real quick

Don’t do this: tw topic

Do this: topic tw

Here’s why

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the trees tore from their roots, the earth rumbled, the surrounding woods turned white, and the grass she sprinkled was wet with drops of blood. 


melofarce:

tic-tac-birthdayrac:

christmas-boners:

creepwalking:

tara-chambler:

moshingice:

Every guy wants to fuck a girl in thigh highs and garters: fact

Most girls want to fuck girls in thigh highs and garters

Some want to fuck guys in thigh highs and garters

everyone wants to fuck everyone in thigh highs and garters

some people dont want to fuck anyone but they still appreciate the asthetics of someone in thigh highs and garters

Did we just explain multiple sexualities in one post


starllex:

shinyurnbreon:

starllex:

starllex:

I KNOW WHY PATRICK STAR IS SO STUPID

BECAUSE HE LIVES UNDER A ROCK

YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY “OMG DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK” WHEN YOU DONT KNOW SOMETHING?

YEAH THAT’S IT

I REALLY DONT KNOW WHY THIS DOESNT HAVE 1,000 NOTES BY NOW THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY

it may also have something to do with starfish not having brains

no youre wrong


The How I Met Your Mother Color Theory

The theory says that the use of the purple and the yellow on scenes are important for the show.Some believe yellow as being the color of good emotions and/or true romance and purple, its opposite color in the color wheel,as bad emotions and/or the wrong direction in romance.Some believe the colors meaning change for the characters and even add orange and blue to the theory.